unfocused petulance

via 1.bp.blogspot.com teddy bear bee! IT IS SO FURRY!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:06:59 -0700

teddy bear bee!

IT IS SO FURRY!!!!!!!!!!

why has nobody told me about this before?!

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 21:09:00 -0700

From Wikipedia:

Some anglerfishes, like those of the Ceratioid group (Ceratiidae), employ an unusual mating method. Because individuals are presumably locally rare and encounters doubly so, finding a mate is problematic. When scientists first started capturing ceratioid anglerfish, they noticed that all of the specimens were females. These individuals were a few inches in size and almost all of them had what appeared to be parasites attached to them. It turned out that these “parasites” were highly reduced male ceratioids.

At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. The male ceratoid lives solely to find and mate with a female. They are significantly smaller than a female angler fish, and may have trouble finding food in the deep sea. Furthermore, the growth of the alimentary canals of some males become stunted, preventing them from feeding. These features necessitate his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then slowly atrophies, first losing his digestive organs, then his brain, heart, and eyes, and ends as nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm in response to hormones in the female’s bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.^[3]

yeah, this pretty much sums up my knowledge of what steampunk...

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:27:47 -0700

yeah, this pretty much sums up my knowledge of what steampunk is….

This is what I found when I came home from class...

Tue, 25 May 2010 19:55:00 -0700

This is what I found when I came home from class tonight.

Domo-kun is dead, and all my advil liqui-gels are dusty.

I guess that’s what happens when you leave a bored Stubert alone with a typewriter, pills, and a shoddily-crafted Japanese monster thing….

Things I do at 4am instead of sleeping: 1. Decide to start...

Sat, 22 May 2010 04:48:59 -0700

Things I do at 4am instead of sleeping:

1. Decide to start making a domo-kun tote bag.

2. Realize there’s not enough fabric, get mildly discouraged, then start half-assedly making a small domo-kun plush.

3. Get confused over how to attach the legs, give up, and slip the arm-less, leg-less, un-stuffed domo-kun sack thing onto a small cardboard box.

4. Realize that his head is too square.

5. Make a note to deal with that tomorrow. Or whenever.

6. Place on typewriter, call it a night.

via cutepuppiespictures.files.wordpress.com cannibalism has...

Mon, 03 May 2010 20:43:50 -0700

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cannibalism has never been so adorable.

DON'T

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:50:10 -0700

“You’ll regret it,” she warned.

And so far I have spent my days

Waiting to see who was right.

“Community” feat Senor Chang (DJ Steve Porter Remix)...

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:45:18 -0700

“Community” feat Senor Chang (DJ Steve Porter Remix) (via djsteveporter)

Auto-Tune the News is pretty cool, but this is BETTER.

via farm1.static.flickr.com Retro condoms: weird, but neat.

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:05:39 -0700

via farm1.static.flickr.com

Retro condoms: weird, but neat.

Cat Playing “I Spy” (via klaatu42) Rug.

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:57:14 -0700

Cat Playing “I Spy” (via klaatu42)

Rug.

!!!

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:08:18 -0800

!!!

Regretsy – Hail, Mary! – NSFW for those who love penis AND...

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:05:55 -0800

Regretsy – Hail, Mary! – NSFW

for those who love penis AND jesus, and refuse to choose between the two.

This is a knockoff of the “Chicken Soup for the _______...

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:02:51 -0800

This is a knockoff of the “Chicken Soup for the _______ Soul” series. Like all knockoffs, it is of much lower quality than the original. Which is weird and intensely depressing, considering it’s an anthology of true stories submitted by random people. Oh well, I guess when your life isn’t “compelling” enough, you have to settle for “more-or-less publishable”.

my tolerance-hate relationship with my car is teetering towards...

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:56:19 -0800

my tolerance-hate relationship with my car is teetering towards the “hate” side.

Smile Friday: Disembodied Head and a Jar of Candy

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:52:09 -0800

Smile Friday:

Disembodied Head and a Jar of Candy

boredom + sharpies + puppy calendar

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:54:00 -0800

boredom + sharpies + puppy calendar

cars > children (both in mass and actual/theoretical value)

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:57:00 -0800

Sometimes I get pretty angry about all the money I have to spend on my car, especially since I hate driving. But then I think about how much the upkeep costs on a child, and how useless they are in comparison (good luck trying to use a 4 year old to carry disassembled Ikea furniture), and it makes me feel slightly better.

Yes, what is your inner racial pleasure?

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:20:46 -0800

Yes, what is your inner racial pleasure?

Michael Caine impression (Alfred from Batman Begins) (via...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:31:17 -0800

Michael Caine impression (Alfred from Batman Begins) (via Moledmc)

uncanny.

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every..."

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:11:00 -0800

“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.”

- Rod Serling