Dear drivers of Riverside:

Please stop trying to merge into my car.  If I am in the lane next to you, this means that you can not abruptly swerve into my lane and hope to take up the same exact space I am currently occupying.  I understand that you may find this unfair, but unfortunately I didn’t make the rules.  The laws of physics made the rules, and I’m just following them.  I suggest you do the same, for both our sakes.  Thank you.

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