December 2009
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Sometimes it makes me sad that psychological disrepair is not enough to make someone a good writer.
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“i cant speak for a guy, but for a female no, it is impossible, you can break...”
– Leelonie
ew.
Today I was at my mom’s place drinking a can of tomato juice when it occurred to me that the texture of the drink was……off. Knowing her habit of never checking the expiration date of drinks, I figured the juice was somewhat old. I checked the bottom of the can, and lo and behold: it expired in 2005.
*sighs*
I suppose it’s my fault for not checking the date to begin...
Dear drivers of Riverside:
Please stop trying to merge into my car. If I am in the lane next to you, this means that you can not abruptly swerve into my lane and hope to take up the same exact space I am currently occupying. I understand that you may find this unfair, but unfortunately I didn’t make the rules. The laws of physics made the rules, and I’m just following them. I...
