August 2010
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July 2010
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why has nobody told me about this before?!
From Wikipedia:
Some anglerfishes, like those of the Ceratioid group (Ceratiidae), employ an unusual mating method. Because individuals are presumably locally rare and encounters doubly so, finding a mate is problematic. When scientists first started capturing ceratioid anglerfish, they noticed that all of the specimens were females. These individuals were a few inches in size and almost all of...
June 2010
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May 2010
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April 2010
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DON'T
“You’ll regret it,” she warned.
And so far I have spent my days
Waiting to see who was right.
March 2010
3 posts
February 2010
5 posts
January 2010
7 posts
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cars > children (both in mass and...
Sometimes I get pretty angry about all the money I have to spend on my car, especially since I hate driving. But then I think about how much the upkeep costs on a child, and how useless they are in comparison (good luck trying to use a 4 year old to carry disassembled Ikea furniture), and it makes me feel slightly better.
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“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and...”
– Rod Serling
“Vampires have overwhelmed pop culture because young straight women want to have...”
– Vampires as Gay Men - New Moon’s Homosexual Vampire Connection - Esquire
makes sense. also, there’s a (very) brief mention of Neil Gaiman in the article!
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December 2009
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Sometimes it makes me sad that psychological disrepair is not enough to make someone a good writer.
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“i cant speak for a guy, but for a female no, it is impossible, you can break...”
– Leelonie
ew.
Today I was at my mom’s place drinking a can of tomato juice when it occurred to me that the texture of the drink was……off. Knowing her habit of never checking the expiration date of drinks, I figured the juice was somewhat old. I checked the bottom of the can, and lo and behold: it expired in 2005.
*sighs*
I suppose it’s my fault for not checking the date to begin...
Dear drivers of Riverside:
Please stop trying to merge into my car. If I am in the lane next to you, this means that you can not abruptly swerve into my lane and hope to take up the same exact space I am currently occupying. I understand that you may find this unfair, but unfortunately I didn’t make the rules. The laws of physics made the rules, and I’m just following them. I...
November 2009
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